Police: Iowa City Woman Deemed Too Drunk For Bikini Wax, Attacks Employee with Towel – I don’t think this business understands…for me to get a Bikini Wax, I would have to be seven sheets to the wind and sauced to the gills. Hell, I would give my customers drinks beforehand.
Excellus: 20 percent of Central New York adults sometimes binge on booze – Considering this study defines Binge Drinking as “at least 5 Drinks on an occasion for Men”, I think that 20% is way to low. Go to any sporting event and at least 1/2 the people there have had that many. Of course, this is from the University of Pulling Stats out of our Asses….so take it with a grain of salt.
List Soup: 11 things that suck about being an adult - Actually a pretty funny list – but the highlight is listed below.
By the time you can afford good booze on a regular basis, your liver is already saturated with swill
When you’re 17 or 18, you’re happy to get whatever beer or liquor you can get someone to buy for you. When you’re 21, you can buy whatever liquor you want, but unless you’re already well off by that time, you won’t be getting that top shelf liquor on a regular basis for a while. And by the time you can afford to get shitfaced on the really really good stuff, it isn’t as much fun anymore.
Expensive massages, top shelf vodka and five-star hotels: First Lady accused of spending $10m in public money on her vacations- Its no secret that I am not an Obama backer, and I realize the source is the National Enquirer, but it does seem that they take a lot of vacations…..so the $10Mill is probably not out of the question. Throw in Ms Healthy Eating swilling down top shelf Vodka and it makes for a funny read.