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JENSEN BEACH, Fla. -- The Jensen Beach Post Office was evacuated Thursday after a "suspicious package" began leaking an unknown oily substance, according to Martin County Fire Rescue spokesperson Daniel B. Harshburger.
Harshburger told TCPalm that the substance was later identified as moonshine.
Crews were called to the scene by employees of the post office at 2301 NE Savannah Road. The Martin County Fire Rescue Hazardous Materials Response Team was also called.
"At this time we are assessing two patients. Both patients are stable and being transported to a local area hospital for evaluation," said Harshburger before the substance was identified.
The post office was evacuated at 10:41 p.m