I really really really need one of these….Part 2

When I first saw the add HERE, I thought it was just a tongue in cheek joke…..but apparently it is TRUE.

You too can own a TRAINED DRINKING MONKEY (Smoking Optional).

Meet Ai Ai, a 26 year old chimp from China.

The poor animal is currently being forced into rehab because "The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze,"

I say we work out a plan to adopt him and bring him to the US as the official Smokes and Booze mascot.  I know if he were here, he would never have to beg….I would give him smokes and booze every day.

I will have to add this to my wish list from Santa.