Come on everyone….play along.
Obama says "let me be clear" | Do one shot |
Obama says "change isn't easy" | Do one shot |
Obama says "make no mistake" | Do one shot |
Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." | He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots |
Joe Wilson yells something | Do two shots |
Obama yells back | Finish the bottle |
Obama says "jobs" | Do one shot, two if you're unemployed |
Obama says "health care" | Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver |
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal | Do one shot |
Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal | STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD |
Obama mentions Bo | Put beer in your dog's water bowl |
Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress | Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups |
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over | Do three shots |
Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" | Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow |
Obama says he's "fighting for you" | Do one shot, two if you believe him |
Obama mentions Haiti | Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross |
As taken from the Huffington Post
To funny, I thought Joe Biden did nod off and laugh?
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